The Lobster Mobster's Mob

Lobster Mobster and Da Shrimp (Joe Alaskey and David Lander) sing this charming woise guy song to Urchin as a recruiting ploy. This song was used in the episode Urchin, and can be found in the Splash Hits compilation.

(printable version)

Lobster Mobster:
It's as if a dream
You'd be part of a team
That would make you somebody
So full of esteem

To get all tanked up
Big plans and big schemes
To make you a big fish

Da Shrimp:
The creme de la creams

Lobster Mobster & Da Shrimp:
In the Lobster Mobster's Mob

Lobster Mobster:
You'll have gold

Da Shrimp:
By the gob

Lobster Mobster:
You can steal, you can rob
So yous don't need no job

Lobster Mobster & Da Shrimp:
In the Lobster Mobster's Mob

Lobster Mobster:
So what if you ends up inside of the slammer
Yous don't have to listen to nobodys yammer
You'd wear dirty socks and week-old pyjamas
And the best part of all is you's uses bad grammars

Da Shrimp:
Uses bad grammars

Lobster Mobster & Da Shrimp:
In the Lobster Mobster's Mob

Lobster Mobster:
Caviar?

Da Shrimp:
Just a glop

Lobster Mobster:
Yous can act like a snob
When you live like a slob

Lobster Mobster & Da Shrimp:
In the Lobster Mobster's Mob
In the Lobster Mobster's Mob


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